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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOL "Buttstuff Quarterly" sounds so official though. In the mornings I will think "Hmmmm, The New Yorker or Buttstuff Quarterly...Decisions decisions."

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Meg Oolders's avatar

If you're hoping to include all manner of functions and fluids, I daresay "buttstuff" is too specific. And it smacks of smut, to be sure.

The Gush Pile?

The Orifice Oracle?

Fart Fancy? Ok I like that one.😂

I have some breastmilk disaster stories I could share. Or is that too mature for your publication?

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Wil Dalton's avatar

Not too mature! Breast milk disaster stories seem like another obvious untapped source of body humor/horror. Sticky! Mother! Omg. Really nails the sacred and profane vibe I’m chasing.

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Karie Anne's avatar

BUTT STUFF ANALLY?????

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Wil Dalton's avatar

ANNUAL REVIEW MONTHLY with strikethrough of only the two letters NU in annual could be funny

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Karie Anne's avatar

I see so many possibilities...... your absolutely onto something here!

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Maegan Heil's avatar

I'd gladly be a slush reader for this.

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Maegan Heil's avatar

So long as it doesn't conflict with me also submitting...

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Wil Dalton's avatar

1. Did you see the list of contributors in my medieval mock-up? 2. Will you be my fiction editor?

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Wil Dalton's avatar

Or subscribe?

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Maegan Heil's avatar

in a heartbeat.

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Craig Father Of Kittens's avatar

I think Backside Bugle would be better than Buttstuff.

And I thought you were going to reference the explosion from the Miller’s Tale when you mentioned Chaucer.

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Wil Dalton's avatar

Hot poker up the pie was my reference to the Miller’s Tale! I should have said “pie hole” I should have “butt”

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Maegan Heil's avatar

1. OMG No my eyes totally scanned over that!!!! Wow that looks cool!!! 2. Of course. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Wil Dalton's avatar

I’ll let you know when I befriend a juvenile prince

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